i was 7....thats when i first realized i would be playing counter-strike.. i learned quickly cocaine would be a great preformance enhancement, jim beam was also essential. i soon found myself playing with motion, chee, and other greats. soon to find out thay were not my mentors, but commited sex offenders. i was raped. chee convinced me to drink some "jesus juice", begging me to lay on the bed, motion at this point ran in completely naked and greased like a hog, then wrestled me down and had a ride on my... o god..... i cant. i woke up after having dreams of a dinosaur revolution and ninjas destroying tokyo. how i wish i could have stayed in those dreams instead of realizing, i had been raped, by not just random strangers, but my best friends.
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