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niko's a dumb hick from ohio. he rides a tractor to and from his job at kentucky fried chicken. his casual outfit consists of baby blue overalls and a wicker hat with birdshit stains. he lives in a semen-coated apartment with his brother (they are both lonely virgins and continually masturbate every day). niko does not eat meat, for he is a vegetarian. oh the irony.. for niko is also a homosexual and eats plenty of meat. besides from niko's full-time job at fast-food restaurant, he enjoys playing counter-strike 1.6. in his opinion, his personal strengths within the game are his abilities to call strategics and to swiftly awp opponents. however, niko is often bashed and kicked off teams for his poor strat-calling, and rarely hits his awp shots. Therefore, In reality, niko actually has no strengths in counter-strike 1.6. aside from counterstrike, niko also enjoys playing LoL (League of Legends). Like counterstrike, niko is also terribad at LoL. everyone just makes fun of him. the question is -- if niko does not have a natural talent for computer games, why does he participate in them? -- And, what is niko actually doing when you message him when he appears "Online" on steam and you receive no response? well folks, i have the answer. He's jerking his weener. he looks back every 10 seconds to make sure his babbling downsyndrome sibling kevin isn't peeking in. In a completely off topic matter, niko is also obsessed with taylor swift. i guess his inner girl idolizes the blonde pop-star. in other words, niko's inner girl wants to be of the likes of taylor_swift_420. However, I don't see it possible niko having an inner female when in 1998 he set a Hospital for the Mentally Retarded on fire; killing hundreds of babbling downsyndrome freaks. Fortunately, the tards in wheelchairs survived, for they were at the annual wheelchair-bowling competition.
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