10:44 PM - wicked: but i was laying on a couch with my gf
10:44 PM - wicked: and her friend was laying on my back
10:45 PM - wicked: the girl laying on my back started nibbling thinking it would be sexy or something
10:45 PM - wicked: then she fucking chomped the shit out of me
10:45 PM - wicked: broke the skin, made me bleed like crazy
10:45 PM - wicked: she had herp
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