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Sponsored by George Clooney

Here at Dreamboat, we're better than you. And we know it.

Here at Dreamboat we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

We are Dreamboat, and we will, we will, rock you!

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